Brownstein: I love music journalists.
Spin: Sorry to cut in, but I think of music journalists as being attractive, confident, and well spoken.
Brownstein: Isn’t the reason they get into music journalism instead of music-making because they’re so good looking? They’re afraid of being onstage because they’re so handsome. People wouldn’t be able to take it.
Armisen: Every music journalist I’ve ever met has been stunningly beautiful.
Brownstein: Most of them are models — and have really good posture.”—From 'Portlandia' Stars Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein Toast Rock's Great Cliches